Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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