I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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