love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
