Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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