i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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