I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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