Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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