Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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