I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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