I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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