I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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