i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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