So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This is the high leading the old right now
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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