Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
