This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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