Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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