My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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