I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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