remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
The ass gains better be worth it
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