just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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