Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You're a disaster
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