Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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