Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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