She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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