Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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