Rock
Scissors
Fuck
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
