but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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