how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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