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I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We welcome drunken adversity.

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With open legs.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Listen to me plotting my whoredom.

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(928): View more from Arizona

You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.

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(760): View more from California

The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter

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(315): View more from New York

Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok

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(619): View more from California

If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now

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(415): View more from California

I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms

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(937): View more from Ohio

i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?

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