Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(252): View more from North Carolina

We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?

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(410): View more from Maryland

She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee

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(519): View more from Ontario

he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.

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(+45): View more from Denmark

The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!

(+45): View more from Denmark

... that would be easier though.

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(682): View more from Texas

He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.

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(209): View more from California

PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn

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