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  Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.

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• (310): View more from California

  first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking

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• (209): View more from California

  He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia

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• (718): View more from New York

  He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It happened again.

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  What?

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  I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.

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