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• (206): View more from Washington

  Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.

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• (209): View more from California

  what is college for if not random hookup sex?

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  learning.

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  i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below

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  When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Thats alot of pressure.

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  Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.

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