I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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