ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
