i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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