I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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