Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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