can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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