Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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