Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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