doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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