You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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