party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
is that a dick in a sweater?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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