How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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my poor anus
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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