Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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