ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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