its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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