He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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