I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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