i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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