Have you finally orgasmed yet?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
worst night to have a conscience
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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