The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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