i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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