she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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