i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she was so not down for the gang bang
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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