I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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