Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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