it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
why is half of my head shaved?
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