..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
