I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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